wellillbe: cmpigsmaintpigsosarlibmrpigs
hypnotoad: my ants dont know more be hamsterabilitai for seven score dont gone get back down to florida you donkeesunsabitches
Bear Goose Donkey: I am the mighty Lord Possum and all of you are my loyal tortoises
Bear Grylls: Hay yall!
sisorepoetso aicamaj: warlt ka pard
Dr. Possum: Magnesium oxide sand is the most effective material for extinguishing a plutonium fire.
Mr. crow says: Goo Goo Gigglemites
marm mother: i just had marmtuplets!!!!
zombie squirrel: roflk
DALE: a feather from another mother!
kookamunga: once my flabby fat pancakes ripen up it will rain giraffe dung from the sky for years!
THE MIGHTY BLORB: I can see in your eyes a grimy goat of mant millions of years
duroo: wat?
Peter Roger: hey man you got pistachios on your neck, I wanna eat em but they on your neck dawg
whit: dude your owl is the creepiest looking thing i\'ve ever seen in my life...
click here!: pank tuuuuuuckles
jay: whales
duroo: walrus testatron
Master Roo: And so it was said that the first gamma grammer of the great and glorious gungleberry may make gigantitude of the great grindhalt of all gungleberrys as not to disrupt what is rightfully Gangle Gunglesnot\'s... into the future
loonscape: massage
runescape: message
duroo: the weaponry&craft section is now fully operational and I also added a collections section, enjoy
Danny Glover: I am the Glovernator
Obama: i am the Obamadent
old man sky possum: i smell potatoes
slimy skinned ape: i throw poop at you all day long
magnetic stinkhorn: unknown lobster
nuclear power: rusty stinkhorn
duroo: well i made everything much nicer to look at, the menu has a lot less lines and a pretty mushroom snail thing, yee hah
duroo: yes it is ugly just as i guessed
duroo: i typed all of this crap right here so i can see what the scroll bar looks like when it pops up and it will probably be ugly but that is windows for you
duroo: sausage message massage
duroo: sausage



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The Origin of my Species



I was born long, long ago in the land of Moosia. I was kidnapped by humans as a baby and they put invisible juice on my antlers and brought me here to this cursed world of poverty, greed, and lack of respect for all things beautiful. There is a prophecy however, handed down through the generations in secret circles, that says one day a moose-in-hiding will rise up and claim this land for all that has antlers. He and his companions will rid the Earth of all that stands in the way of peace and harmony and XmooseXcoreX will reign supreme for all of eternity!



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Name: Drew (Duroo) Age: 23 Earth Years

Location: Pinnacle, NC - Las Vegas, NV

Education: BS in Ecology & Environmental Biology from Appalachian State University in Boone, NC

Occupation: Desert Tortoise Research Technician for the Great Basin Institute in Las Vegas, NV

General Information

Significant People: Hunter S. Thompson, Carl Gustav Jung, Thomas Jefferson, H. P. Lovecraft, Bruce Lee, Isaac Newton, Leonardo da Vinci, Daniel Boone, John Muir, Stephen King, Zach de la Rocha, Maynard James Keenan,...

Honors: Eagle Scout - May 2003.

Bands: Alanis Morissette, Alice N Chains, Beastie Boys, Beloved, Between The Buried And Me, Bloodjinn, Bone Thugs In Harmony, Buckethead, Bush, Cypress Hill, Dethklok, Earth Crisis, Faith No More, Fear Factory, Foreigner, Gadrel/Glass Casket, Gorillaz, Greenday, Group X, Hatebreed, KoRn, (old)Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mum, Mushroomhead, Nine Inch Nails, One Minute Silence, Led Zepplin, Opeth, Pantera, Pearljam, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Prayer For Cleansing, Primus, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sevendust, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Static X, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Sugar Ray, System Of A Down, The Cranberries, The Offspring, Tool, (old)Underoath, Undying, Unknown Hinson, White Zombie...

Movies: Old Japanese Godzilla movies, King Kong (the original and 2005 version), SLC Punk, Kill Bill 1&2, Beavis and Butthead Do America, The Matrix, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Predator 1&2, Terminator 2, Blazing Saddles, Boondock Saints, Batman Begins...

TV Shows: I watch Bleach(a kickass anime), and pretty much anything on Adult Swim, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, The Science Channel, The Learning Channel, Animal Planet, or National Geographic...

Games: Original Super Mario Brothers & DuckHunt(NES), Wizards&Warriors(NES), DanceDanceRevolution(arcade), Soldier of Fortune(PC), Pocket Tanks(PC), some other first person shooters and racing games...

Likes: the color blue, synchronicity, computers and electronics, science = (philosophy > mathematics > physics > chemsitry > biology > psychology > sociology), antiques, my truck, life, fossils, geology, melee weapons, firearms (when used in a safe and responsible manner), cosmology, any music that requires actual creativity and talent to produce, pizza and most food in general...

Hates: ignorance of other people's ideas and closed mindedness in general, organized religion which to me is simply the root of all evil and a means to control the masses by a select few other people, old people from Florida who drive slow, corrupt politicians, the war against drugs and the war against terror, both of which are ploys by those in power to further enslave and victimize the general population, stereotypes, pointless arguments, and things that are crinkly(Shelly Crab)...

Spirituality: I can be described as having Agnostic beliefs. I believe those who claim to KNOW that a god(s) exist and that they KNOW the nature of this god(s) are as fundamentally flawed in the logical nature of their ideaology as those who believe that no such god(s) or higher power exists. I believe that no one on this earth HAS EVER known with proof or without doubt what may lie beyond or within this earth (except geologists) and that any who claim so are either intentionally lying or are under the illusion of someone or something else (like drugs). I strongly believe that the only solid truth about theology is that we do not and can never/have never known the nature of such things. The best approach is to be open minded about what possibly may or may not be out there; to discount nothing as being an absolute falsehood, and to accept nothing as an absolute truth. All that we see, hear, smell, and think could be just an illusion (think The Matrix).